Wednesday, April 11, 2018

no. thirteen: Toronto Blue Jays (8-4) @ Baltimore Orioles (4-8)

Wednesday 11 April 2018
7:05 PM EDT / Oriole Park at Camden Yards / Baltimore, MD
Marco Estrada (1-0 2.77ERA 9K 1.00WHIP) v. Kevin Gausman (0-1 8.00 8K 1.67WHIP)


Sanchez was on his way to a no-no but was getting fucked by the ump at every turn. Drove up his pitch count, which may have had something to do with what happened in the 8th. Thankfully, the Grandy-Man hit his first dong of the year to make the Sanchize a winner, give Osuna his 100th save (youngest ever to do it), and guarantee a series win against the shitbirds..


I know there's going to be a ton of bitching about this lineup but I will just remind you that with Maile in the lineup the team is 3-0. Maile = guaranteed win. Seriously though, everyone's got to get some playing time and with the incredible fucking cold it's a good day to let the young 'uns play.

Didn't notice that both catchers for the shitbirds bat left. Make of that what you will.

The 2020 All Star Game has been announced. Dodger Stadium will host. F.U. Toronto hasn't hosted since 1991.

Toronto Blue Jays
LF Curtis Granderson (L)
1B Justin Smoak (S)
3B Yangervis Solarte (S)
DH Steve Pearce (R)
CF Kevin Pillar (R)
RH Randal Grichuk (R)
SS Aledmys Diaz (R)
C Luke Maile (R)
2B Gift Ngoepe (R)

Baltimore Orioles
LF Trey Mancini (R)
SS Manny Machado (R)
2B Jonathan Schoop (R)
CF Adam Jones (R)
DH Pedro Álvarez (L)
1B Chris Davis (L)
3B Tim Beckham (R)
RF Craig Gentry (R)
C Chance Sisco (L)

This is your GAME THREAD: "shit face" Edition.