no. seventeen 2018: Royals (3-12) at Blue Jays (11-5)

Wednesday 18 April 2018
4:07PM EDT / Rogers Centre / Toronto ON

Ian Kennedy (RHP 1-1 1.00 16K 1.06) v. J.A. Happ (LHP 2-1 3.94 23K 1.31)

PRE-AMBLE:

SWEEEEEEEP!!

OF NOTE:

sorry, folks, but this is all i got time for. nooo idea how parents do it. my pants are hat's off to ya -- well, not the bad ones (i'm lookin' at you, Karen).


Toronto Blue Jays
DH C. Granderson (L)
LF T. Hernandez (R)
1B Justin Smoak (S)
3B Y. Solarte (S)
C Russell Martin (R)
CF Kevin Pillar (R)
RF Randal Grichuk (R)
SS Aledmys Diaz (R)
2B Gift Ngoepe (S)

Kansas City Royals
DH Jon Jay (L)
2B Whit Merrifield (R)
3B Mike Moustakas (L)
1B Lucas Duda (L)
RF Jorge Soler (R)
CF Abraham Almonte (S)
LF Paulo Orlando (R)
SS Alcides Escobar (R)
C Drew Butera (R)


This is your GAME THREAD: "Ye Ol' Curling Metaphor" Edition.