Sunday, April 1, 2018

no. four 2018: Yankees (2-1) at Blue Jays (1-2)

Sunday 01 April 2018
1:07PM EDT / Rogers Centre / Toronto ON
Sonny Gray (RHP 0-0 0.00 0K 0.00) v. Marcus Stroman (RHP 0-0 0.00 0K 0.00)


well, then, THAT was more like it. go get 'em again, lads.


i've got the bastard's hangover. ugh.


as exciting as it was watching Pillar steal home, if what's-his-nut doesn't throw the ball away, our buddy Kevin is dead on arrival; such is the razor-thin space between genius and madness, between success and (perhaps spectacular) failure. audaces fortuna iuvat indeed.

oh: hoppy Easter! eh? ah?!

that's all, folks. sorry. this writer needs a li'l hair o' the dog.

Toronto Blue Jays
2B Devon Travis (R)
DH Josh Donaldson (R)
1B Justin Smoak (S)
3B Y. Solarte (S)
LF C. Granderson (L)
RF Randal Grichuk (R)
C Russell Martin (R)
CF Kevin Pillar (R)
SS Gift Ngoepe (S)

New York Yankees
CF Brett Gardner (L)
RF Aaron Judge (R)
LF G. Stanton (R)
SS Didi Gregorius (L)
1B Neil Walker (S)
3B Brandon Drury (R)
DH Miguel Andujar (R)
2B Tyler Wade (L)
C Austin Romine (R)

This is your GAME THREAD: "April Fool's Day / Kill Me Now" Edition.