Monday 9 April 2018
7:05 PM EDT / Oriole Park at Camden Yards / Baltimore, MD
JA Happ (1-1 5.40ERA 14K 1.30WHIP) v. Dylan Bundy (0-0 0.69 15K 1.00WHIP)
PRE-AMBLE:
From deep in the bowels of the Texas garbage, we move onto another pile of shit. Welcome to Baltimore.
The shitbirds are coming off of spanking the Yankees in their own stadium so it would be foolish to underestimate them but we do have the better team and playing well we should win this series. So get on that, Pillar and Grichuk!
OF NOTE:
All of you pissed off about Randal Grichuk's 0-26 got your wish. He's out of the lineup. And our old buddy Danny "Goddamn it I love it!" V is DHing for the shitbirds. The O's have called up a pitching prospect from AA for their bullpen and you know what that means. So let's hope they don't bring him in.
Osuna's next save will make him the youngest pitcher to reach 100.
Bisons start their season with first pitch at 6:15.
Toronto Blue Jays
LF Curtis Granderson (L)
3B Josh Donaldson (R)
1B Justin Smoak (S)
RF Steve Pearce (R)
DH Kendrys Morales (S)
C Russell Martin (R)
CF Kevin Pillar (R)
2B Devon Travis (R)
SS Aledmys Diaz (R)
Baltimore Orioles
LF Trey Mancini (R)
SS Manny Machado (R)
2B Jonathan Schoop (R)
CF Adam Jones (R)
1B Chris Davis (L)
DH Danny Valencia (R)
3B Tim Beckham (R)
RF Anthony Santander (S)
C Caleb Joseph (R)
This is your GAME THREAD: "Shitpile" Edition.