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Wednesday, April 3, 2019 | 4:07 pm
Rogers Centre | Toronto, ON
Nate Karns (0-0, 0.00, 2.00) vs. Matt Shoemaker (1-0, 0.00, 0.57)
PREAMBLE:
The Blue Jays look to avoid being swept in the finale of a three-game series against the Orioles. Yes, the Orioles. Yes, the team that went 47-115 in 2018.
Matt Shoemaker is today's designated hard-luck starter as he goes up against Nate Karns in a rare 4:07 pm weekday game.
NOTES:
It's the 2019 rotation of the fucking Baltimore Orioles, not the 1971 one with Palmer, McNally, Cuellar and Dobson. Score runs. Beat them. Dooo it.
LINEUPS:
This is your "just win, you assholes" game thread.
