Wednesday, April 3, 2019

#7 - Baltimore Orioles (4-1) vs. Toronto Blue Jays (2-4)

You decide what 'shitbirds' refer to here.

Wednesday, April 3, 2019 | 4:07 pm
Rogers Centre | Toronto, ON

Nate Karns (0-0, 0.00, 2.00) vs. Matt Shoemaker (1-0, 0.00, 0.57)


The Blue Jays look to avoid being swept in the finale of a three-game series against the Orioles. Yes, the Orioles. Yes, the team that went 47-115 in 2018.

Matt Shoemaker is today's designated hard-luck starter as he goes up against Nate Karns in a rare 4:07 pm weekday game.


It's the 2019 rotation of the fucking Baltimore Orioles, not the 1971 one with Palmer, McNally, Cuellar and Dobson.  Score runs.  Beat them.  Dooo it.


This is your "just win, you assholes" game thread.