Sunday 07 May 2017
1:10PM EDT / Tropicana Field
Joe Biagini (RHP 0-1 3.38 17K) v. Alex Cobb (RHP 2-2 3.86 23K)
I dreamed last night the Jays packed it in and began running out a team of kids, scrubs and has-beens, the inspirational message above their lockers changed from "nosce te ipsum" to "abandon all hope, ye who enter here". I had gone full Dabbles, in other words. Never have I been so frightened.
Toronto Blue Jays
Kevin Pillar (R) CF
Jose Bautista (R) RF
Russell Martin (R) C
Kendrys Morales (S) DH
Justin Smoak (S) 1B
Steve Pearce (R) LF
Devon Travis (R) 2B
Ryan Goins (L) SS
Darwin Barney (R) 3B
Tampa Bay Rays
Corey Dickerson (L) DH
Brad Miller (L) 2B
Evan Longoria (R) 3B
Logan Morrison (L) 1B
Steven Souza Jr. (R) RF
Colby Rasmus (L) LF
Daniel Robertson (R) SS
Kevin Kiermaier (L) CF
Jesus Sucre (R) C
Brad Miller (L) 2B
Evan Longoria (R) 3B
Logan Morrison (L) 1B
Steven Souza Jr. (R) RF
Colby Rasmus (L) LF
Daniel Robertson (R) SS
Kevin Kiermaier (L) CF
Jesus Sucre (R) C
This is your game thread: "What, Me Worry?" Edition.