Joe, Catcher and Dabbles all work at the same office for their boss Mark, who always goes home early.
"Hey guys," says the Catcher, "Let's go home early tomorrow. The boss will never know."
Sure enough, the next day, they all leave right after Mark does.
Dabbles finishing putting the BBQ he's had in a box for 6 months.
Catcher goes to a bar to watch the early ballgame.
Joe goes home and finds his wife having sex with the boss, Mark!
Joe quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at his normal time.
"That was fun," says Catcher, "We should do it again sometime."
"Agreed," Dabbles replies, "I actually accomplished something today!"
"Not me, no way," says Joe. "I almost got caught!"
