"Dr. Mark, I'm having problems hearing."
Dr. Mark says, "Lets check this out."
He into the her ear with his flash light and says, "There's a foreign object in here."
He takes his tweezers and pulls out the object.
Dr. Mark says to the old lady, "This is a suppository!!"
The old lady takes a look, asks the Doc, "Oh my. Can I use your phone? I need to tell Joe, my husband, that I know where he put that hearing aid!"
