Game #116 Toronto Blue Jays (54-61) v. Chicago Cubs (66-49)

 

Joe and Mark, two elderly men, are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

Mark turns to Joe and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

Joe replies, "Oh sure I do."

Mark asks, "What do you do about It?"

Joe says, "Oh I usually just suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, Mark smiles and asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"