Sunday, August 9, 2026

Game #119 Toronto Blue Jays (56-62) v. Philadelphia Phillies (62-56)

 



Joe walks into an auto parts store and Mark, the parts manager, asks how he is doing and what can he do for him. 

Joe replies, "Fine, I need a seven-ten cap for my '85 Chev Caprice wagon." 

Mark asks, "A seven-ten cap? Where does it go, I've never heard of such a thing?"

Joe angrily replies, "It goes on top of the engine and don't think just because I dress like I'm ready for a flood and/or a sleeveless jean jacket convention, I don't know what I'm talking about, I wear trucker hats god damnit!!!" 

Perplexed, Mark asks if Joe would draw him a picture and maybe help him out in figuring out what it is he needs.

Joe proceeds to draw a picture and slides it across the parts counter to Mark.


Mark shakes his head, spins the paper 180 degrees and says, "I'll be right back with your "710 cap", you donkey"