Joe and his wife were listening to the radio, when they heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Joe puts on his boots and goes out and moves his car.
A week later, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through."
Joe puts on his boots and goes out and to move his car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......", then the power goes out.
Joe becomes very upset and, with a worried look on his face, he says, "Honey, I don' know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
Joe's wife looks at him, sighs, smiles and says,
"Why don't you just leave it in the fucking garage this time?"
