Joe was visiting his new doctor, Dr. Mark, for the first time and found himself alone in a small waiting room.
Joe began undressing nervously, preparing himself for the upcoming examination.
Just as he draped the last of his garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and Dr. Mark strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, Dr. Mark looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable disgust.
"Mr. McD," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
