As they were undressing for bed, Joe tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on, clearly not fitting and said. "I cant wear your trousers."
"That's right, said Joe, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
Joe tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. I cant get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."
