Joe decides one day that he is sick and tired of his wife calling him stupid.
He decides he will show her how smart and capable he is.
He spends all day thinking about how he can prove his worth.
The next morning, when Joe's wife leaves for work, he decides that he is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
He drives to the hardware store and picks up all the necessary supplies.
Joe's wife returns home at 5:30 and immediately smells paint.
She walks into the living room and finds his Joe lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
She notices that Joe is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
She goes over and asks Joe if he is OK.
Joe weakly replies, "Yes."
She asks what he is doing.
Joe explains that he wanted to prove to her that not only is he not dumb but that he's very capable as well, once he puts his mind to it. He thought that painting the house and doing a great job would prove that.
She then asks him why he has a ski jacket over a fur coat.
Joe replies that he was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
