Friday, August 7, 2026

Game #117 Toronto Blue Jays (54-62) v. Philadelphia Phillies (62-54)

 



Joe was shopping at Canadian Tire and came across a shiny silver thermos. 

He was quite fascinated by it, so he picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.

Dabbles, the clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos.....It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"Wow", said Joe, "that's amazing.....I'm going to buy it!"

Joe bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Joe's boss, Mark, saw it on his desk, "What's that," Mark asked?

"Why, that's a thermos.... It keeps hot things hot & cold things cold," Joe replied smugly.

Mark then said, "Oh yeah? What do you have in it?"

Joe replied, "Two popsicles & some coffee."