Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Game #122 Boston Red Sox (64-55) @ Toronto Blue Jays (58-63)

 



Joe pushes his '85 BMW into a gas station. 

He tells Mark, the mechanic, it died.

Mark works on the car for a few minutes and it starts idling smoothly.

Joe says, "What's the story?"

Mark replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

Joe asks, "How often do I have to do that?"