Joe and Mark were drinking at the bar when Mark noticed Joe had a black eye.
Mark asked how it happen and Joe explained;
"A couple of days ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me."
She said, "Joe, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me"
Then I said, "If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend."
