While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Joe stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To Joe's amazement, a genie came forth.
This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Joe blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
Mark looked disgustedly at Joe, whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Joe! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"
