Monday, September 15, 2025

Game #150 Toronto Blue Jays (87-62) @ Tampa Bay Rays (73-76)

 



One night, Mark, on his way home happened upon a drunk, Joe, down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. 

Mark asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the Joe said he had tripped and his Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from his wrist. 

Mark, being a kindhearted soul, got down on his hands and knees and began assisting the drunk looking for his watch. 

After about ten minutes without any success, Mark asked the drunk exactly where he tripped. 

"About a half a block up the street," Joe said. 

"Why, pray tell," Mark asked the drunk, "are you looking for your watch here if you lost it a half a block up the street?" 

Joe replied, "The light is a lot better here."