Mark and Joe were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Mark glanced over and noticed that Joe's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Wow," Mark said. "I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what?" Joe said.
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Mark said.
"Well, what's yours like?" Joe said.
"Straight, like normal," Mark said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Joe said.
Mark finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" Joe said.
"Shaking off the excess drops," Mark said. "Like normal."
"Jesus Howard Christ," Joe said. "And all these years I've been wringing it out!"
