Joe (the barman), Mark (the priest), RADAR (the pilot) and Dabbles (a young banker) are all on a plane about to crash.
There are only enough parachutes to save three of them, and the pilot is the first to jump out.
RADAR grabs a parachute and says, "I'm a pilot (and a Mod for a mildly popular Blue Jays Blog)! People need me to fly planes(and Mod)!" and then jumps out.
Joe is next to jump out. He grabs a parachute and says, "Who's going to pour pints if I'm dead!" and then jumps out.
Mark ,the priest, then says to Dabbles, "Son, I've lived my life to its fullest and I am surely ready to join God in heaven."
Dabbles then hands a parachute to the priest and puts another parachute on himself.
The priest is shocked and asks the banker, "Oh Lord! Where did you find this extra parachute?"
Dabbles replies, "The barman took my backpack!"
