Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Game #152 Toronto Blue Jays (89-62) @ Tampa Bay Rays (73-78)

 



Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. 

RADAR, the coroner, calls the police inspector to tell them what has happened. 

"First body: Catcher. Canadian, 45, died of heart failure while making love to his wife. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector Mark", says the Coroner.

"Second body: Dabbles, Dutchman, 35, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on Gin. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." 

Mark the Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" 

"Ah, yes" says RADAR, "this is the most unusual one. Joe, the Irishman, 55, struck by lightning." 

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. 

"Thought he was having his picture taken."