Joe, a very drunk gent, checked into a hotel late one Saturday night.
He awoke very ill and summoned Dabbles, the bellboy, to fetch him a bottle of whiskey and a Sunday newspaper. The bellhop was gone a long time.
When he returned, Joe remarked, "It must be hard to buy a bottle in this town on Sunday."
"There was no trouble with the whiskey," replied Dabbles, "but it's tough finding a Sunday paper on Tuesday."
