Joe went into the airport bathroom and was barely sitting down when he heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'
Not being the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom, Joe wasn't sure what got into him, but he answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine.'
The voice then said: 'So what are you up to?'
Joe was confused. What kind of question is that? At that point, Joe was thinking this is too bizarre so he just said: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling.'
Joe started rushing, trying to get out of there as fast as he could, when he hears another question.
'Can I come over?', said the voice.
Joe starts to lose it. Not knowing what to do, he tries to be polite and end the conversation,
'No........I'm a little busy right now!!!'
Then Joe hears the voice say,
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's a fucking idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.'
