One night, Joe and Mark were fishing down by the Ottawa River on different sides of the riverbank.
Mark was catching a whole bunch of fish, but Joe hadn't caught any and was frustrated.
Joe called out to Mark, "How come you've been catching all the fish and I haven't caught a single one?"
Mark, "I don’t know me son....why don’t you come where I'm to?"
Joe, "Gee, I don’t know.... I don’t see a bridge, there isn't a boat, and I don’t swim very well"
Mark picks up his flashlight, turns it on, and replies, "Luh, why don’t you walk across this there beam of light?"
Joe was outraged and replied, "Do you think I am stupid? I'll get half way across and you'll turn it off!!!"
