Mark walks into a bar and sees his friend Joe slumped over the bar.
He walks over and asks Joe what's wrong.
"Well," replies Joe, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Mark with a laugh.
"Well," says Joe, straightening up, "I finally mustered up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Mark, "When are you going out?"
"That's the thing. I went to meet her this evening," continues Joe, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Makes perfect sense" says Mark.
"So I get to her door," says Joe, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Joe slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
