Two engineering students, Joe and Mark, meet on campus one day.
Mark calls out to Joe, "Hey Joe, nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replies Joe, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young co-ed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!!' "
"Good choice," says the Mark, "her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
