Two old guys, Joe and Mark, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
Mark had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
Joe was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
Mark said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
Curious, Joe decides to stop at the bakery on his way home.
As he was looking around, a lady asked if he needed any help.
Joe said "Yes. Thank you. Do you have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Of course, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
Joe said, "I want 5 loaves."
The lady remarks, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard!"
Frustrated, Joe replied, "Unbelievable! Everybody knows about this shit but me?"
