Once there was a man named Joe, who had an extremely large penis.
Unfortunately, he also had a terrible stuttering problem and could never get laid.
Desperate, he went to see his friend, Dr. Mark and said to him that he wanted something done about his stutter.
Dr. Mark replied that he would have to remove Joe's penis to relieve him of the stutter.
After a while the Joe agreed and had his penis removed.
After the operation, Joe he was a smooth talker.
Unfortunately, Joe then discovered that no matter how much he talked, he still couldn't get laid due to his lack of penis.
Joe returned to Dr. Mark and told him he would like to have his penis back, because he has a better chance of getting laid with a stutter than with no penis.
Dr. Mark replies, "S-s-sorry J-j-j-o, b-b-but I c-c-can't d-d-do th-th-that."
