Game 1
Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there.
St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind of car you get will depend on your answer."
Dabbles walks up and Peter asks him, "How long were you married?"
Dabbles says, "24 years."
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?", Peter asked.
Dabbles said, "Yeah, 7 times...but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said, "True, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."
Catcher walks up and gets the same question from Peter.
Catcher said, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out good."
Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln."
Joe walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"
Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"
A few days later, Dabbles and Catcher saw Joe crying on the golden sidewalk.
When they asked Joe what was wrong, Joe said,
"I just saw my wife....she was on a skateboard!"
Game 2
