What’s the difference between a camera and a sock?
A camera takes photos, and a sock takes five toes.
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How many beans should you put in a pot of chili?
239. Just one more and it'll be too-farty.
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Joe and his wife had not been married for long, when Joe came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared.
He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success.
Two days after his wife disappeared, Joe returned home to find her in the kitchen.
He asked her what she had been up to and why she hadn't been home for so long.
She replied, "These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week."
Joe answered, "But it's only been two days what do you mean a week?"
His wife replied, "I'm just here to get something to eat."
