Joe plays cards one night a month with a group of friends.
He was concerned that he always woke up his wife when he came home around 11:30 PM, so he decided to be considerate and not rouse her this time.
He undressed completely in the living room and, wallet in hand, tiptoed nude into the bedroom—only to find his wife sitting up in bed, reading.
"Oh no!" she exclaimed. "You lost EVERYTHING?! Again!?"
