Joe walked into the Dr. Mark's office with two severely burned, bright red ears.
Dr. Mark looked at him in shock and asked, "Joe, what on earth happened to your ears?"
Joe sighed and said, "It was an accident, doc. I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally grabbed the hot iron and pressed it straight to my ear!"
"Idiot!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "That sounds incredibly painful. But wait... what happened to your other ear?"
Joe sighed, "The son of a bitch called back!"
