Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Game #146 Toronto Blue Jays (72-73) @ Athletics (58-87)

 




Joe walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer.

 After the store owner, Mark, put the cash in a bag, Joe saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf.

Joe told Mark to put it in the bag as well, but Mark refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21."

Joe insisted that he was, but Mark still refused to give the scotch to him without proof. At this point, frustrated by the delay, Joe took his driver's license out of his wallet and handed it to Mark.

Mark looked it over, agreed that Joe was in fact over 21, and placed the scotch in the bag. Joe then ran from the store with his loot.

Mark promptly called the police and gave them Joe's exact name and address off the license. 

The police arrested Joe at home just two hours later.