Joe and Dabbles were driving along the highway looking for a good spot to stop and have a picnic.
Dabbles looked out the window and said, "Let's stop here and have our picnic under that big tree."
Joe shook his head. "No way! Let's have it right here in the middle of the road."
They argued about it back and forth for a bit, but Dabbles finally gave in, and they set up their blanket right on the asphalt.
All of a sudden, a car came speeding down the highway towards them. The driver slammed on the brakes, swerved wildly, and crashed directly into the tree to avoid hitting them.
Joe looked over at the wrecked car, turned to Dabbles, and said, "See? If we were under that tree, we'd be dead right now!"
