Joe was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.
Dr. Mark assured Joe that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.
Dr. Mark said that the cost would be $3500 for small, $6500 for medium, and $14,000 for large.
Joe was sure he wanted a large, but Dr. Mark urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made a decision.
Joe called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the Dr. Mark.
Joe answered, "Apparently, she'd rather remodel the kitchen."
