Joe was walking home from the bar when he came across an empty baseball field.
He stumbled up to home plate where he found a bat and ball.
He threw the ball up in the air and proclaimed, "I am the best ball player ever!"
He swung with all his might, but missed.
He did the same thing and missed again.
He picked up the ball, tossed it up one more time, said "I am the best ball player in the world!"
He swung and missed again.
"Wow!" Joe said. "What a pitcher!"
