Joe, an older gentleman, went to the local drug store and asked Mark, the pharmacist, for Viagra.
Mark said "No problem. How many do you want?"
Joe answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
Mark replied, "That wont do you any good."
Joe said "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore at my age. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes."
