Saturday, May 16, 2026

Game #45 - Toronto Blue Jays (19-25) @ Detroit Tigers (20-25)

 


Mark and Joe were testing out Mark's new motorcycle on a brisk autumn day. 

After a bit, Joe, who was sitting behind Mark on the bike began to yell, "Mark...Mark...the wind is cutting right through my chest!" 

"Well, Joe my son," said Mark, "why don't you take your jacket off and turn it from front to back? That'll block the wind for you." 

So Joe took Mark's advice and turned his jacket from front to back and got back on the bike and the two of them were off down the road again. 

After a bit, Mark turned to talk to Joe and was horrified to see that Joe was not there. 

Mark immediately turned the bike around and retraced their route. 

After a short time he came to a turn and saw a bunch of farmers standing around Joe who was sitting on the ground.
 
"T'anks be to Jesus, is he alright?" Mark hailed to the farmers. 

"Well," said one of the farmers, "he was alright when we found him here, but since we turned his head back to front .. he hasn't said a word since!"