Talk-O Tuesday

Go ahead. Yak it up.

Love Will Tear Us Apart *

Behold, Eros! God of Love (and tiny penises, from the look of things). 

Emergency Post!!!

Emergency Post!!!

Folks, I had so many complaints about the last post that I felt compelled to act!!  I had to do something!!

I'm told there were nightmares, sleepless nights, and several visits to the emergency room!

Anyway, pitchers and catchers report soon! The season starts in about 45 days!  To celebrate, here is a picture of the greatest Jays shortstop of all time - Manny Lee!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS YOUR NEW THREAD!!!!!!

Sorry!!

"Hi, everybody!!"

Fill 'er Up, Michael!

Imagine stolen from the internet February 2026.

Human / Nature

Just met the new neighbour. Seems like a nice enough -- GAAAH!

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Man, this has got to be the coldest, snowiest winter I have experienced in seven years of life where the rivers meet. One of the nastier winters coast-to-coast-to-coast in quite some time, from the sound of things. Since I figure most of us would prefer the weather milder, sunnier and generally easier to get around in, I refuse to complain about it. Not one word.

I have enveloped myself in warm thoughts. Mmm. Oh, shit! This may or may not be your new thread. 

I Had To Take Action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 It's Thursday!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, what's been going on lately?!? What has Atkins done for us in recent times? NOTHING!!!!!

We demand action! Something must be done!! I officially call for trades, signings, movement!!! Anything less will result in me forever abandoning my fanship of the Toronto Blue Jays! I would never again watch the game of baseball, at any level!!!!

Good Day!!!!!!

p.s. this post pre-empted a scheduled one that contained inappropriate content (redundant "this is your thread" comment!)

T.G.I Friday

Image stolen from Sportsnet / 22 January 2026 *

Here We Go!

Footage courtesy of YouTube

Thanks for the Memories, Old Friend

Image stolen from Reuters 16 JANUARY 2026

Did I Remember to Take Out the Garbage?

"Yes, you fool! You brought your scraps to me as instructed!!"

Disturbance at the Heron House *

"Get Off!!"

An Inch An Hour, Two Feet A Day *

Image stolen from a random website in January 2026.

Several Days into the New Year