Smasher goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk.
"Gee, I don't know." Smasher replies.
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4."
Smasher goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!"
Smasher is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
A while later, Mark comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells,
"Large!"
Mark struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
Then Joe walks in to buy condoms.
"What size?"
Joe says, "It's been so long, I don't know what size."
The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.
She grabs him and yells, "Clean up in aisle 4!"
