Wednesday, March 18, 2026

volume SIX

Pretty sure that's all the Florida tropes touched upon.

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- Wednesday 18 March v. Baltimore 1PM
- Thursday 19 March v. New York Yankees 1PM
- Friday 20 March at Minnesota 1PM
- Saturday 21 March: Spring Breakout at Philadelphia 1PM *
- Sunday 22 March v. Tampa Bay 1PM

* no idea what this is

(all games SNet Ontario / all times EDT)

So long, my excellent friends. Final spring training bundle o' the season! Real ball gets started shortly and someone else will be taking up this thankless job. Or, you know, it'll probably be me. I cannot over-emphasize this enough: I DO NOT WANT TO DO GAME THREADS!

Ahem!! Forgive me.

What the fuck was I saying? Oh, yes. The regular season is inches from underway which means we might be seeing grass outside our windows. Having prepared this post a month ago, all I see is snow. Lots and lots of snow. Not the performer. I'd prefer him to this shit.

For the last time, a brand-new thingamajig. Boom! Didn't see that comin' did ya, IAO?