Do you like pina coladas? Gettin' caught in the rain?
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- Friday 06 March v. Pittsburgh 1PM (Sportsnet ONE)
- Sunday 08 March v. Detroit 1PM
- Tuesday 10 March v. Atlanta 1PM
- Wednesday 11 March at New York Yankees 6:30PM (Sportsnet 360)
(all times EST)
Notice there are significant gaps in Sportsnet's coverage this block, to make no mention of the fact two of the four games are broadcast on different platforms altogether (SNet ONE and SNet 360 v. straight-up SNet Ontario). Prime time against the Yankees in Spring Training, though? Sure. Why not? Kick the shit out of them now and get 'em used to it. You gotta pound the bejesus out of veal to make it edible. New York is no different. Come September? Mmm-mmmm!
Get it? It's a metaphor!
Canada plays its first game at the WBC Saturday 07 March at 11AM EST v. Colombia. Big test right out of the gate. Then again, this whole tournament's going to be a big test. Remember the flexed arm hang? That but so much worse. Being kicked in the balls while performing the flexed arm hang, is what I'm thinking as baseline. Maybe work some piranhas in there, somehow. It's going to hurt, is the point. Might as well try to enjoy it.
One last thing, for JitH Ballers only (the rest of you should close your eyes):
THE DRAFT TAKES PLACE SUNDAY 08 MARCH AT 8PM EST. BE THERE OR BE IAO.
Good hunting to everyone involved. May the best Joe win.
Now, stop bothering me. Take your new thread and get off my lawn!!
