"Get Off!!"
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Mondays. Am I right?
Now, then, let's revisit the list from the previous post, this time minus Bregman:
- Bo Bichette
- Kyle Tucker
- Cody Bellinger
- Luis Arraez
- Eugenio Suarez
- Ranger Suarez
- Framber Valdez
Again, still plenty of impact bats out there (and four men whose names end in EZ). I can't imagine Suarez fits but this organization enjoys its surprises. Remember I mentioned yesterday that my heart is leaning ever-so-slightly toward Tucker and Bellinger? Well, upon reflection, my heart is an asshole. It has shit for brains and cannot be trusted. Naturally, this means the Jays are about to re-sign Bo. So, there! Sorted.
For monkey lovers all over Earth, this is your new thread.
* title courtesy of REM
