Two priest's, Father Mark and Father Joe, died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter says," I'd like to get you in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to earth until it's ready, but you can go back as anything you want.
Father Mark says, "I've always wanted to be a eagle soaring above our beautiful earth."
"And I have always wanted to be a stud!" said Father Joe.
"So be it " says St. Peter and "POOF", they disappear.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and St. peter asked his assistant, Dabbles, to recall the two priests.
"How will I find them?" Dabbles askes.
"One is easy, he's soaring over the Grand Canyon right now" says St. Peter.
"The other may be tough to locate though, he's on a snow tire somewhere in Alaska."
