Wildcard Round Game #2 Tigers (1-0) @ Guardians (0-1), Padres (0-1) @ Cubs (1-0), Red Sox (1-0) @ Yankees (0-1), Reds (0-1) @ Dodgers (1-0)

 

Judge RADAR: "What was Joe doing when you arrested him?"

Policeman Mark: "He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor."

Judge RADAR: "That is no proof he was drunk."

Policeman Mark: "Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there."