Joe was stopped by the police around 2 am.
Officer Dabbles asked him where he was going at that time of night.
Joe replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
Officer Dabbles then asked, "Really? And who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Joe replied, "That would be my wife."
