Monday, June 8, 2026

Game #67 Philadelphia Phillies (35-30) v. Toronto Blue Jays (32-34)

 



Catcher stumbled out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. 

He gets into the taxi, and Joe, the cab driver says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Bill."

"Who?" Catcher slurs.

"Bill Risley. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Bill."

"There are always a few clouds over everybody," says Catcher.

"Not Bill. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star."

"He was something, huh?"

"He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and I black out the whole neighborhood."

"No wonder you remember him." Catcher remarked.

"Bill Risley? I never actually met Bill."

"Then how do you know so much about him?" asks Catcher.

"Because I married his widow."