One night, drunk Joe was walking home from the bar when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him.
Joe and the thief began to wrestle.
They rolled about on the ground and Joe put up a tremendous fight.
However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Joe's pockets and searched him.
All the thief could find on Joe was a toonie.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Joe why he had bothered to fight so hard over a toonie.
“Was that all you wanted?” Joe replied, “I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I've got in me shoe!”
