Joes to see his doctor, Mark, because he's a little too well-endowed.
In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him.
Dr. Mark says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.
Bill Risley, the witch doctor, takes a look at the problem and tells Joe to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to Dabbles the frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."
Joe thinks, worth a try, I guess, and off he dashes into the forest.
Joe finds the pond and sees the Dabbles the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Frog, will you marry me?"
Dabbles looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
Joe looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter.
Hey, this is great Joe thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?"
Dabbles rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Zappo! -- Joe's down to 15 inches.
Well, that's still a bit excessive, Joe thinks.
Down another 5 would be perfect.
So Joe calls across again, "Frog, will you marry me?"
Dabbles the frog is now irritated and yells back,
"Look, how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, NO!"
